Blonde Jokes

light bulb idea

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew my boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted ‘crazy’ he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling.

My co-worker, who’s blonde, asked me what I was doing. I explained that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was crazy and give me some time off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, “What in the name of God are you doing?”

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and rest for a couple of days.”

I jumped down and headed out of the office. When my blonde co-worker followed me toward the door, the boss asked her, “…and where do you think you’re going?”

She said, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

rouletteAt the spur of the moment, a blonde wants to try some gambling in Louisiana for the first time.

The spinning ball of the roulette wheel catches her attention, so she decides to play. But she immediately has a problem, “I have no idea what number to play.” [read more…]

Help…Help, my pilot just died!

A blonde is on board a small, two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot has a heart attack and dies. Not knowing how to fly an airplane, she grabs the radio. “Mayday! Mayday! My pilot just died!”

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How Many D’s Are in ‘Indiana Jones?’

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a beauty pageant. It’s time for the final question, which may determine the winner. The brunette is the first one to go… “Okay,” asks the host. “How many D’s are there in ‘INDIANA JONES?’”

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