Miscellaneous Jokes

Barber and Boat

A man goes into a barber shop, holding a boy by the hand. After a shampoo, shave and a haircut, the man lifts the boy onto the barber chair and says, “I’ll be right back. I’m going to go next door and pick up some bread and milk.”

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A woman needed to find a dentist because she had a bad toothache, but she was frightened. Finally the pain was so bad that she decided she couldn’t wait any longer.

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Urine Testing for…

I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes the money as it sees fit, without any input from me. In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test. I don’t use drugs, so I have no problem [...]

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3 Steps to a Healthier, Happier Life

1. Feed a fever. 2. Starve a cold. 3. Drown your problems.

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Classic Hollywood Squares

Hollywood Squares These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

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