While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car. His soul rises up to Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see politicians around these parts, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator.
“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” [read more…]
